Start of Green Lane Once bitten, twice shy. Three too many pints, one too many pubs. Motivated by unease. Unsafe. As they say, luck is when preparation meets opportunity. All down to individual agency, or all collective inevitability, or all chaos and random chance. If you want to see a…

Countermand Mushroom men, file together into the antique darkness. We have to see the vomit though, no just saliva. Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin dead in plane crash. Who does he work for? What do they look like? Who would play them? Did you sell this show or were you cast…

One of the Greatest of All Time Order from chaos, something from nothing. One pop kernel at a time for the algorithm, that is a kind of genius innovation. Logos — the word of God creating the universe. Sometimes to appreciate something good you have to be bored by it…

Emotional Ibrahimovic Your powerful voice, your self-erasing impulses — jamais vu, presque vu. Something isn’t real until it’s shared. Acid pools at dead ends. Successful people surrendering to madness, by choice. Let yourself have the thoughts and feel the emotions. Have patience, gratitude. Have listened. You will be held in…

Minister for Dark Skies Ten minutes, one week, twenty years. Terminal decadence, I wouldn’t know how not to drink it. The beautiful, the polis, the eternal. Something lacking in response. These figureheads are chosen and installed by circumstance, it really is massively more privilege than meritocracy. That’s the long and…

Spring Offensive A kingdom plunges into the sea. Collapsed stars hidden behind a horizon. Homage of the People: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to your majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God. Unfortunately the masses are satisfied with absolute garbage…

Let’s Make Tomorrow Different Today Thwarted hopes. Killer elephant in the room. Claims to do some kind of mental health for your mental health. Like yeah, it’s all made up, no one cares, the public are no longer interested. We’re just gonna stop with the charade that any of this…

Napster Point Disney CEO Bob Iger has confirmed that Toy Story 5, Frozen 3, and Zootopia 2 are officially in the works. All it does is guess what the next word in the phrase is, and surprise is just a fancy word for being wrong about what comes next. There’s…

Rederive The river continuously cuts away at its own banks as it meanders. The body, learning a thing is good for it, interprets the flavour as pleasurable, slightly euphoric. Think faster. Hot bollocks. Does laziness exist? Landfill, seafill, skyfill. You just have to vibe it and not get stressed out…